Money Humor

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Quotes About Money

The only reason a great many American families don’t own an elephant is that they have never been offered an elephant for a dollar down and easy weekly payments. – Mad Magazine

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. – Frank Hubbard

There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. – Jack Yelton

I’d like to live as a poor man with lots of money. – Pablo Picasso

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. – Jane Austen

The rule is not to talk about money with people who have much more or much less than you. – Katherine Whitehorn

Never work just for money or for power. They won’t save your soul or help you sleep at night. – Marian Wright Edelman

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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. – Robert Frost

A penny saved is a penny earned. – Benjamin Franklin

Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that. – Norman Vincent Peale

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. – Samuel Butler

He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses much more; He who loses faith, loses all. – Eleanor Roosevelt

If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can’t buy. – Proverb

Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time. – Jim Rohn

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. – Bo Derek

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FitBit Fit

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Me reading my FitBit eWatch

My better half and I use a “watch” known as the “FitBit” to track our exercise and easily see what SMS or email just made our cell phone bleep without needing to fish the phone out of our pocket. As long as I can just see if I really need to stop right now and look at the phone I have been content, but these life hacks using the FitBit sound really neat. Not so sure about security implications of sharing devices across different web sites, but the results are very interesting.

In email today from

Your Fitbit account doesn’t just have to be about tracking your daily steps and counting flights of stairs—although those are great stats to know! By thinking outside the box, users have come up with some pretty incredible life hacks involving their Fitbit devices. For example, did you know that with IFTTT (a website that lets you connect two different apps or devices), you can tell your smart coffee maker to begin brewing when your tracker or smartwatch notices you’ve woken up in the morning? And that’s just the start. (Read on their web site for six more imaginative ideas at

Microsoft vulnerability exposes all Windows machines

Be certain to apply all patches to your windows installations. Apparently this bug has been known since last fall and allows an attacker to move laterally through your network.

From Dark Reading today in email:

Attackers can exploit newly discovered critical crypto bug in CredSSP via a man-in-the-middle attack and then move laterally within a victim network.

 A serious vulnerability found in Microsoft’s Credential Security Support Provider protocol (CredSSP) could allow a hacker to gain control of a domain server and other systems in the network.

Researchers from Preempt unearthed the previously unknown remote code execution vulnerability, which affects all versions of Windows, and reported it to Microsoft in August of last year. Microsoft today issued a fix (CVE-2018-0886) for the protocol as part of its Patch Tuesday release.

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Burn the FICO alter

image showing the Parts of the "FICO Score"

What makes up a FICO Score?

FICO is an “I LOVE DEBT” score – a measure of how much of a fool someone is to give up everything they earn to banksters instead of keeping their own money. The “FICO credit score” is 30% how much debt you stay trapped in, 35% if you are still able to pay all that debt, 10% what kinds of debt you are trapped in, 10% how much new debt you just got trapped in, and 15% how long you have stayed trapped in debt.

NOT ONE THING IN THAT SCORE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR FINANCIAL STRENGTH! If you inherited $10 million tomorrow your FICO “credit score” wouldn’t change one point!

Debt is dumb! Don’t let them sacrifice you and your family on the altar of the deceptive demi-god FICO! Get a plan, get and stay out of all debt, and experience liberty as you never have before. Instead of worrying how you are going to survive until the next paycheck, get free so you can plan how you will help others.

Millions of people have escaped the debt trap and you can too! Check the next Financial Peace University class, starting at Abundant Life Church (evening community groups), Wednesday nights around 7:00PM. Call Jodie at the church office 260.432.0014 to register for free – these classes are open for free to everyone in the Fort Wayne area who cares to come. If Wednesday night isn’t possible for you right now but you still want to get free of debt, try the Dave Ramsey organization web site at