This is mostly a test site for me to try new things before I install them for customers.
Did you hear about the programmer who couldn’t decide which side to row first?
It was an either oar situation.
How many lions can you put into an empty cage?
Only one: then the cage is not empty.
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He’s at the hospital waiting to be seen.
How do you cook an alligator?
With a croc-pot.
What did the earthquake say when it was done?
Sorry, my fault.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head?
Matt
Where do armies belong?
In your sleevies.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
What do dogs and phones have in common?
Collar ID.
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
Ah-shoe.
Why did the toy poodle buy a clock?
It wanted to be a watch dog.
What do you call a moose with no name?
Anonymoose.
What kind of black birds stick together?
Vel-crows.
How does a spice factory celebrate the. holidays?
Seasons Greetings!
Merry Christmas to all, and for now, a good night!
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