No government comes into power but by permit of God. No American President comes into power except The One God, even Jesus the Christ, has ordained him. Our leaders should never cower before radical liberals nor fret over opinions of treacherous, disloyal, faithless, scheming anti-American subversionists.
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Security never relies on some algorithm, but on the user comprehending the principles and acting sanely. Usually there is a chain of security and every link must be kept secure on its own, for the whole concept to work. Therefore every encryption method has some immanent weaknesses which once met, define a method as considerably secure. But then there is the user…
A sale representative, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish.”
“Me first! Me first!”, says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.”
Puff! She’s gone.
“Me next! Me next!”, says the rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.”
Puff! He’s gone.
“Okay, you are up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in office after lunch.”
Moral: Always let your boss have the first say.
First the Federal Government banned the incandescent light bulb on the dubious excuse that it used too much energy. Now they are banning coal as a fuel to generate electricity. What with all this massive corrections to prevent Global Warming it was to be expected that we would have the coldest, iciest winter in a century.
Back Off Guys! You’ve “saved” us enough already!